Becoming Nair. Keimig as NG Nair or Sarla Nair

Posted by Kris Keimig | bored | Thursday 20 March 2008 6:58 pm
The question is: Have you, as a man (or I guess woman), ever used Nair on your full body? I have been thinking about using Nair on my whole body for awhile now. I really like the idea, I think it is ridiculous and would be a great thing to experience. I mean, think about it - in 40 years, I can tell my grandkids how one day I took all the hair off my body by using Nair.

But I just wanted to know what it might look like… what does a man look like with a full body Nair?

That was the exact question I was looking to answer when I surfed Flickr earlier. But much to my surprise, I wasn’t really getting photos of Nair the product and its affect on male chest hair but instead I was getting a lot of family pictures from India.

Two things immediately came to mind:

  1. WTF - I want Nair pics
  2. Dude’s from India lookd wicked cool when they dress in 70’s gear. Seriously. I was blown away.

My next thought was to scrap the idea of Nair on my chest hair and find out what it would look like if I, Kris Keimig, transformed in the Nair family. Could I look as cool (or maybe cooler) as NG Nair (or Sarla Nair - not sure who is who in the original picture)?

As you will see from the quick depiction below - I can’t compete with Nair. He’s got it all over me… the dude is so cool looking that even an amazing cock-horse-stud like myself can’t compete.

nair before keimig invasion kris keimig nair family
But I will let you be the final judge. Who is cooler? India Nair or Keimig Nair?

If you say, India Nair then I will stalk you and have sex with your aunt (keep that in mind).