Your country is about to get raped by a beautiful woman who is drawing her energy off of the men around her.
Why?
Because Sarah Palin is a Succubus. If you don’t know what a Succubus is then learn about it quickly.

Let’s explore the three reasons why Sarah Palin is a Succubus.

#1) A Succubus is beautiful woman who seduces men

… and Sarah Palin is a beautiful woman who seduces men

I haven’t slept in weeks and I’ve been beating off at very inappropriate times - like during the nightly news and when I am on eBay looking for planes. My wife is NOT happy.

#2) A Succubus draw energy from men until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim to sustain themselves

… and Sarah Palin is drawing energy from Johnny “Cakes” McCain

I mean, have you seen this fucker? He looks like he is dying right before our eyes. He’s been relatively silent since she has come on the scene. And what’s more, she has totally usurped all his popularity and power - she’s essentially sucked him dry and taken the limelight.

#3) A Succubus collects semen from the men they slept with and escapes before the morning light

… and Sarah Palin lives in Alaska.

Yep. I’ve seen 30 Days of Night. You think it’s some sort of coincidence this woman lives in Alaska? Why the fuck does she keep running back (out of the public eye) back to Alaska? It’s not a coincidence - this bitch can’t be out in the day’s light.

You think this is all bullshit? You think that because I think Sarah Palin is a Succubus, I am nuts?

That’s fine. But when you wake up in the morning after having a dream about Sarah Palin, pants are gooey and your country is being run by a bunch of demons that are trying to destroy you - then maybe you won’t think I am nuts for thinking Sarah Palin is a Succubus.

But if you are like me then I think we should take up arms and let the country know (before it’s too late) that Sarah Palin is a Succubus. Just copy and paste the snippet below on your website or blog and let’s get the word out!

<img src=”http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/2871666004_db2f0481bd.jpg” alt=”sarah palin succubus” align=”center” />
Sarah Palin is a <a href=”http://gov.state.ak.us/bio.html” target=”_blank”>Succubus</a>

Kate’s got the right idea already.