http://www.kriskeimig.com *ask your mom why you're so ugly, it ain't my fault Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:26:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here's the email I recieved for my silly 5 minute video that I produced and only my friends have watched. And here's why the DMCA and everyone that supports it should die. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="YouTube Copyright DMCA"][/caption] And that's how YouTube Killed the Video Star. Now I know it's not YouTube's fault ... http://www.kriskeimig.com/hate/copyright-your-cunt-youtube We just got word that Hans Pritcher will be launching a new dating & sex advice blog on October 31st. ... and even better, he will be launching his newest eBook entitled: "The All-American Pickup: How to Stiff Arm Your Way to T.D.'s" The book will be launched on Superbowl Sunday 2009. Here is ... http://www.kriskeimig.com/sex/new-hans-pritcher-ebook In honor our most ironically misunderstood day (Hump Day), I give you my porn for the week. Must Love Hogs - it's an endearing drama about two people drawn together over their intense love for hogs (a.k.a. petermans). Enjoy! http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/must-love-hogs Have you seen the new Incredible Hulk? Not the Ang Lee slaughtering of The Hulk but the Edward Norton rape of The Hulk. Here's what I think about it - I call it The Despicable Hulk. A.K.A. The Rape of the Hulk. http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/the-despicable-hulk-aka-the-rape-of-the-hulk Bacon Pancakes Last night, before heading to bed, my wife told me she wanted pancakes for breakfast the following morning. No problem; we haven't had pancakes for awhile, so it would be good to have some pancakes. However, since we didn't get to bed until 2am - after watching SNL and some ... http://www.kriskeimig.com/cooking/bacon-pancakes The KFC Challenge. Have you seen these stupid comericials? Well, if you haven't then let me sum it up for you. Basically the deal is this: Kentucky Fried Chicken offers up the KFC Challenge where they ask a fake commercial family to try to go to the grocery store and buy ... http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/kfc-challenge Ok. Totally sick of the Sarah Palin thing but I have to make one final point... then I am done because I literally HATE the fact that TV, radio and newspaper has been spending so much time on Sarah Palin. I have been listening to NPR, CNN, MSNBC and FOX - ... http://www.kriskeimig.com/politics/my-last-point-on-sarah-palin @dmacheras so u will be making 375k in 2 years. If yes then I am living in ur house. http://www.kriskeimig.com/tweets/dmacheras-so-u-will-be-making @dmacheras both will let u keep guns. At ur salary - obama will let u keep ur money. http://www.kriskeimig.com/tweets/dmacheras-both-will-let-u-kee @dmacheras fuck ron paul. U get 2 options. Pick one. http://www.kriskeimig.com/tweets/dmacheras-fuck-ron-paul-u-ge