just missed my appointment wit…
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008just missed my appointment with my accountant. I need better time management skillz, brah.
Archive for March, 2008
safari for windows is a better…
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008safari for windows is a better alternative to firefox than IE.
Pandora Radio Advertisements
Friday, March 21st, 2008| I thought Pandora was supposed to be the human… err… music genome project. And correspondingly they are supposed to know everything about my musical likes and dislikes. Having this information is pretty powerful because you can basically carve out a pretty good idea of “who” each user is by the stations they build - there is a lot of demographic and buying behavior information surrounding music.That being said - why the hell did Pandora Radio think it was appropriate to try and sell me Olympic sports wear (and getting pumped up) why listening to The Finches? I mean, statistically speaking, The Finches are listened to by 20-35 year old hipsters who resent the gym -does Pandora really think they are selling the right product to the right people? |
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| It really makes me question the musical choices they send to me now. And it really makes me worried that I’ll never see the day when an automated system can know who I am, completely.Really hoping that something would know who I am before I die…And to all those marketers out there - buyer beware. |
Becoming Nair. Keimig as NG Nair or Sarla Nair
Thursday, March 20th, 2008| The question is: Have you, as a man (or I guess woman), ever used Nair on your full body? I have been thinking about using Nair on my whole body for awhile now. I really like the idea, I think it is ridiculous and would be a great thing to experience. I mean, think about it - in 40 years, I can tell my grandkids how one day I took all the hair off my body by using Nair.
But I just wanted to know what it might look like… what does a man look like with a full body Nair? That was the exact question I was looking to answer when I surfed Flickr earlier. But much to my surprise, I wasn’t really getting photos of Nair the product and its affect on male chest hair but instead I was getting a lot of family pictures from India. Two things immediately came to mind:
My next thought was to scrap the idea of Nair on my chest hair and find out what it would look like if I, Kris Keimig, transformed in the Nair family. Could I look as cool (or maybe cooler) as NG Nair (or Sarla Nair - not sure who is who in the original picture)? As you will see from the quick depiction below - I can’t compete with Nair. He’s got it all over me… the dude is so cool looking that even an amazing cock-horse-stud like myself can’t compete. |
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| But I will let you be the final judge. Who is cooler? India Nair or Keimig Nair?
If you say, India Nair then I will stalk you and have sex with your aunt (keep that in mind). |
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Drooling Tired
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008There comes a rare occasion when I wake up in the morning and can’t find something to be excited about. It’s not that I have a positive outlook on life - it’s just that I think there is a lot of neat things to try and learn.
But today, after 2 hours of being awake, I found myself at a coffee shop not working but instead staring at my laptop screen and drooling.
Bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
i like how GH3 looks like a dr…
Friday, March 14th, 2008i like how GH3 looks like a drug and not a video game in that context.
@sugarrae beer and GH3 is way …
Friday, March 14th, 2008@sugarrae beer and GH3 is way better
making next weeks task list ri…
Friday, March 14th, 2008making next weeks task list right now b/c I will not have enough brain cells on Sunday to do it. Hate drinking holidays.
@BrentCsutoras not seeing same…
Friday, March 14th, 2008@BrentCsutoras not seeing same behavior. tried phrase logged in and logged out; tried different match types too. Random glitch in SERP?
@BrentCsutoras btw - site (wit…
Friday, March 14th, 2008@BrentCsutoras btw - site (with AFF link) was eventually blacklisted. site:yourloveisinthestars.com